Humorous analogies between cars and Assembly, Fortran II/IV/77, COBOL, BASIC, PL/1, C, Algol 60/68, Pascal, Modula-2, LISP, Prolog/Lucid, Maple/MACSYMA, Forth, Logo, APL, Ada. Inspired by Fun with Computer Languages.
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