Ask Jeez

The Son of God operates this advice driven search engine.
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0004/askjeez/index.cfm

Ask Sister Rossetta

Nuns, clergy, and regular sinners like you ask questions of the lavender nun.
http://www.rossetta.com/

Gorm the Wired Viking

Choose your topic and be rewarded with an "ancient" Viking proverb, or help to create new proverbs in Gorm's Olde Proverb Factory.
http://gorm.com/

Dear Aunt Nettie

America's oldest Internet guru tells it like it is.
http://www.dearauntnettie.com/

Miss Abigail's Time Warp Advice

Old advice for contemporary dilemmas, covering the age-old topics of dating, love, living together, puberty, marriage, sex, etiquette, housekeeping, and even home repairs.
http://www.MissAbigail.com

EtiquetteGrrls.com

Includes advice column, letters, information about their book, profile, rhetorical questions and links.
http://www.etiquettegrrls.com

The Truth

The truth about life's big mysteries and senseless little annoyances.
http://NeverDream.com/truth.html

Guru Jeff's Page of Truth

An illustrated guide to ass-kissing, take on online quiz to see if you are enlightened, or discover the truth about men.
http://www.gurujeff.com/

Mr. Joel's Hollywood Beauty Tips

Mr. Joel of Hollywood offers humorous Hollywood gossip, beauty tips, and sexual advice to women.
http://www.mrjoel.com

Nanna Online

Warm, fuzzy advice and computer tips.
http://members.tripod.com/nanna_online/

Dear Reid

Utterly useless advice from a completely unqualified guy.
http://www.dearreid.com/

The Macking Manual

A guide for the young macks out there, the players, and the veterans.
http://www.rumdogs.com/coverpage.html

The Bitter Single Guy's Relationship Advice Site

Real advice with a fun twist from a guy who's been dumped too many times.
http://www.bittersingleguy.com

RevengeLady.com

Humorous relationship advice, consumer information, and celebrity revenge.
http://www.RevengeLady.com/

Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up

Advice and tips to help the stupid cope with life.
http://rinkworks.com/brick/

I'm Right You're Wrong

Resolve issues with lovers, friends or family by taking them to court, or join a jury and pry into the affairs of others. Most features require registration.
http://www.imright.com/

Ask Peeves

Get personal advice from a very angry person.
http://www.askpeeves.com/

Ask Mr. Universe

Answers to questions of cosmic importance.
http://www.spiritlifts.com/features/universe.htm

Ask the Big Brain

Funny answers to questions submitted to "The Big Brain".
http://askthebigbrain.com

Married to Mommy

The "Professors of Matrimony" explore the marital metamorphosis of women into their mothers.
http://www.marriedtomommy.com/

True Meaning of Life

Advice from videogame and pop culture icons.
http://truemeaningoflife.com

Ask Uncle Ralph

Humorous advice for trailer trash.
http://www.askuncleralph.com

Endless Agony

Advice on life, love, travel and other topics.
http://www.endlessagony.com/

Just for the Halibut

Humorous quotes and strange advice for everyday life.
http://www.angelfire.com/my/words2liveby/

Ask Dodgy Mike

An un-trained, un-qualified idiot who will be of no help whatsoever.
http://www.geocities.com/askdodgymike/newindex.html

Swami Baktanimbin

Chat with the Swami Baktanimbin. Let the Swami relieve you of the heavy burden of your wallet.
http://www.blueswami.com

The Conversatron

Interact with pop culture, fictional characters, and weird stuff.
http://conversatron.com/

Shitty Advice

Badly thought out advice. Read an archive of visitor's problems and see the suggested poor solutions.
http://www.shittyadvice.com/

Stupid Questions Answered

Submit your dumb question here. No question too dumb. Lots of dumb answers, too.
http://www.stupidquestionsanswered.com

Advice7

Free advice from romance to jobs. Free greeting cards, and links.
http://advice7.com/

Wise Babe Advice

Social commentary and humorous advice that focuses on fashion. Submit your social questions.
http://wisebabe.com

Analysts Anonymous

Free analysis on subjects of your choice. Includes forum and message boards.
http://geocities.com/analysts_anonymous/

Advice Lord

Offers advice with straight-forward answers and humor.
http://www.advicelord.com

The Moral Minority

Irrelevant answers to your most important questions.
http://www.moralminority.org

Fire Kills

Featuring somewhat tongue-in-cheek safety advice.
http://www.firekills.co.uk/

Pickled Pauline's Problems Page

Warped advice from an inebriated agony aunt.
http://www.e-personals.info

Fun Advice

Forum offering humorous advice on life and relationships. Free membership.
http://www.funadvice.com/

Ask Skippy

Hundreds of dumb questions and answers.
http://niftyness.com/askskippy/skippy.htm

Ask Spacefem

Questions about women, relationships, and the random weirdness of our world.
http://spacefem.com/advice/

Ask Taco

Advice from Taco on relationships, sex, or just about anything under the sun.
http://www.asktaco.com/

Ask Ken!

Offers advice on any subject to anyone for free.
http://www.kenspace.net/

The Naked Dancing Llama

A tangoing, frolicking, peanut spitting llama who is here to help you with your problems.
http://www.frolic.org/

Stupid Question

Sometimes serious, and sometimes humorous answers to seemingly trivial questions covering all mannger of topics.
http://www.stupidquestion.net/

AskWimble.com

Ask any question for a humorous and sometimes correct answer.
http://www.askwimble.com/

My Magic Baby

Seek answers to difficult questions from a baby in a hat.
http://www.MyMagicBaby.com/

Shut Up and Date

Relationship advice for men from a charismatic romance professional.
http://www.dekafilm.com/shutupanddate/

Duct Tape Guys

Jim and Tim explore implausible uses of the sticky gray stuff in books and appearances on stage and television. Drop-down list with dozens of use categories.
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/

Ask Dr. Eldritch

Uncommon advice for those who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances.
http://www.askdreldritch.com/

Hot Potato

Advice on relationships and moral dilemmas.
http://www.angelfire.com/ego/kuumaperuna/engmain.html

Ask The Mighty Thor

Advice column featuring hopeless questions and ruthless responses.
http://www.askthor.com/thor-home.html

Mean Mug

Guidance on how to be mean, rude, obnoxious and selfish.
http://www.meanmug.org/

Grumpy Llama

Guidance from an unhappy member of the Camelidae family.
http://www.grumpyllama.com/

Ask Dog

Love and relationship advice column with a humorous twist.
http://www.askdog.com/

How To Become a Successful Super Villain

A step-by-step guide to world domination.
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/supervillain

Forum 2010

Artificial intelligence matrix answers questions posed by the public.
http://www.forum2010.org/

The Ask Crystal Show

Spoof interactive advice show.
http://www.ask-crystal.com/

Dear Cupid

Fun love advice, relationship help and tips.
http://www.dearcupid.org/