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    Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal

    Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
    http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

    Hacker's Wisdom

    Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
    http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/

    Softwarequotes.com

    Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
    http://www.softwarequotes.com/

    Computer Programming Humor

    Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
    http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

    Life of Programmer

    Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
    http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm

    Computer Stupidities

    Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
    http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml

    Hello, World Page

    Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
    http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml

    Holger's Humor Page

    Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
    http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html

    Reflections on Trusting Trust

    An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
    http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/

    Programming Languages are Like Women

    Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
    http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html

    Softpanorama Humor Archive

    Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
    http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml
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    The Evolution of a Programmer

    Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
    http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

    Epigrams in Programming

    List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
    http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html

    Programming is a Weird and Wacky World

    Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
    http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm

    Laugh Along with GNU

    Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
    http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html

    Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code

    A song kind of by Paul Simon.
    http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html

    How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot

    Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
    http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm

    The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life

    A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
    http://www.alphaandomega.nl/

    Quotes about Programmers

    Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
    http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html

    ComedyCode

    Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
    http://www.comedycode.com

    Jargon File

    Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
    http://catb.org/jargon/

    The Retrocomputing Museum

    Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
    http://catb.org/~esr/retro/

    The Tao Of Programming

    Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
    http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html

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